Prompt:
“there’s too mUCH GOD DAMNED SNOW ON MY CAR AND I CAN’T GET IT ALL I’M SO TINY oh, you’re gonna help me oh no you don’t need to do that”
Words: 1070
Prompt: Silent night
Words: 614
Warning:
I want to apologise for my use of the song Silent Night in this. Though I am not really sorry at all. If you’re uncomfortable with me smuttying up a religious Christmas song, go away now, stop reading. This is not for you.
Prompt:
"i did that annoying thing where i put loads of smaller boxes inside one big box and you’re getting really mad but you don’t know that the ring is in the smallest box and i can’t wait to see your face"
Words: 849
Summary:
Some bruises are harder to explain than others. Especially when they're shaped like a vibranium hand.
Words: 853
Wonderful. Thunder. Again.
Anyone else think being seriously fucked during a thunderstorm could cure astraphobia?
Just imagine it.
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